What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?
What’s the difference between mayonaise and sperm?Mayonaise doesn’t hit the back of a girls...
An Internet Christmas
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Men Quotes
Why did God create men? Because vibrators can’t mow the lawn. Madonna All men...
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says…
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
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Two cowboys are out rounding up cattle when all of a sudden a heifertakes...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
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What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
What is the biggest problem for an atheist?No one to talk to during orgasm.
Christmas Humor
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The Top Signs That Your Net Relationship Is Over
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