Bad Pop Rocks
Cassie was taking two of her grandsons on their very first train ride from...
One for the Mrs!
An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who...
Yard Work Sign Language
Yard Work Sign LanguageA couple is doing yard work and the wife goes to...
What is the difference between condoms and coffins?
What’s the difference between condoms and coffins?They both hold something stiff but one’s coming...
No Smoking Here
A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar.The owner, a bit outraged,...
Only three doors
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were...
Drinking problem
Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford:...
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...
How a man can tell if a woman has PMS
She stops reading Glamour and starts reading Guns and Ammo.She considers chocolate a major...
Jumping on the bed
Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?A: Put...