A New York Lawyer
A New York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter...
If a month would be 24 hrs
If a month would be only 24 hrs long, we would get paid every...
What’s the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?
What’s the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?A Geneologist looks up your family...
What is your problem?
|Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that...
Steal little things
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Baby Sitting
Q: How do you babysit black kids?A: Wet their lips and stick them to...
What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little…
Q: What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little boy after luring him...
Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...
womens monthly pain
Why do you call a womens monthly pain a period?Because Mad Cow Disease was...
Laws Of Work
The first 90% of a project takes 10% of the time, the last 10%...