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What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?They both wiggle when you eat them.
What did Michael Jackson say when his cock…
Q: What did Michael Jackson say when his cock slid in the little boys...
It has been determined that having sex before…
It has been determined that having sex before participatingin athletic activity, such as a...
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s: You can wrap your own presents. You are always meeting...
How do you know when you have a serious overbite?
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Old dying lawyer
A stingy old lawyer was on his deathbed. He instructed his wife to fill...
A killer butterfly!
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Old Sailor
An old sailor goes to a brothel, where he chooses his girl and begins.”How...
The Letter D Pulls Out
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Glazed
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out...