White House news release!
Democrats announced today they are changing their emblem from a donkey to a condom...
Bad News, Good News, Great News…
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he...
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut…
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut througha graveyard. It...
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist…
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist.”I’m in love with my horse,” he said.”But...
Rabbi Stern rides his bike down the road, when…
Rabbi Stern rides his bike down the road, when a truck careens around =the...
What\’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)
Pig Under Her Arm
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm....
There was once a wide mouth frog…
There was once a wide mouth frog. She had babies and she didn’t know...
Nearsightedness
I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she...
Dallas Cowboy put-downs galore!
Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Playoffs?...