Burlesque Show
The kid ran out of the burlesque show.The doorman grabbed him and asked what...
which end of a worm is which
|How can you tell which end of a worm is which?Tickle it in the...
Pickles
Q: Why don’t blondes eat pickles?A: Because they can’t get their head in the...
New officer efficiency
|These are actual phrases from Officer Efficiency Reports (performance appraisal for the military officers)....
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue.
Lawyer’s Birthday Gift
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?Briefs!! ha!ha!
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive I will not carve gods.I will not spank others.I will...
own mind
He says he has a mind of his own. He’s welcome to it– who...
Fulfilling a promise
A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought hisashes home....
The good advice
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let...