Why do gorillas have big noses?
Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big fingers.
Get married
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Top 10 signs that you are too drunk
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What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?
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Prostitutes and Drug Dealers
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?A prostitute can wash her...
Join A Club
The Yoko Club? – Oh no.The German philosophy club? – I. Kant.The Ford-Nixon club?...
Body Building
A physically large guy meets a woman at a bar, and after a number...
The cashier
Well, one day, an idiot looking for a job finally came across a cigarette...
Old maid’s burglar
|A story I’ll tell of a burglar boldWho started to rob a house;He opened...