Pretend You’re A Statue
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
White Hart Lane is on fire
|The Fire brigade phones George Graham in the early hours of Sunday morning.”Mr Graham...
She-Devil
There is a man who goes out drinking all the time and comes home...
Dirty Dishes!
A priest was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners.When he sat down...
Divorce
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are...
Contacting a friend
|Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other...
Mohammed and Douglas Adams
Q: What do Mohammed and Douglas Adams have in common?A: A deep, abiding respect...
What is New Jersey state bird?
What is New Jersey’s state bird? The common House Fly.
Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus
|1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining...
British Military Officer Fitness Reports
British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR’s (officer fitness reports). The form...