The system crash song
|SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of “The Monster Mash”) I was working in the...
Building the Ark
And the Lord spoke to Noah and said: “In six months I’m going to...
Do you know why the baby Jesus was not born in Iowa?
Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn’t born in Iowa? They couldn’t find...
Age difference
What is the difference between girls aged:8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68?At...
OUCH AND DOUBLE OUCH!
A couple hobbled into a Washington (state) emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
The Parrot
There’s this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like an old salt,...
Some police quotes
|”The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them...
C & W Song Titles!
The Best of the Worst Country-Western Song Titles (Yes, Guys, these are REAL.)1) Drop...
The Forrest Gump Connection!
Forrest Gump – Life is like a Box of chocolates…Forrest Dahmer – People are...
The amazing conductor
|When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed...