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A Kindergarten teacher tells her class she’s a BIG Lakers fan.She’s really excited about...
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A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested,then suddenly a whiskey came...
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach…
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badlyscrewed she got...
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Two Texan are sitting in a small town bar…
Two Texan are sitting in a small town bar, where one braggedto the other:...