Random Blonde Jokes
How did the blonde try to kill the bird…she threw it off of a...
Strongest Man
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around...
Why dont mexicans have barbeques?
Why don’t mexicans have barbeques?the beans keep slipping through the grill.
Books on Tape We Don’t Want to Hear
by : Scott Corliss 1. The Communist Manifesto as read by Ronald Reagan 2....
A tall woman met a midget at a party…
A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three...
A very insulting parrot
|This elderly lady, recently widowed, decides to see if a pet will ease her...
Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn’t want...
If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...
Modems beat women
|Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:A modem doesn’t ask for...
How do you confuse a blond?
How do you confuse a blond?You don’t, they’re born that way.