Black widow spiders
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring...
Football Math!
A football coach walked into the locker room before a big game, looked over...
Little Johnny Sees Them Naked
Little Johnny has to stay at Grandma’s for the weekend. Being an old school...
Almost Love
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
Oh Baby!
A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by...
A somewhat drunk man feels a…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says,”Say, your head feels...
How can you tell a blonde has been working on the…
Q: How can you tell a blonde has been working on the computer?A: There...
What do a meteorologist in a snowstorm…
What do a meteorologist in a snowstormand a woman’s sex life have in common?They’re...
The resume bloopers
|These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in Fortune...
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