Short Father Christmas
|What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?Santa Clues!Father Christmas...
Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...
Stupid Insults 6/31
Batteries not included. Been napping in front of the ion shield again. Been playing...
If Cray ran Christmas…
|The holiday season would cost $16 million but would be celebrated faster than any...
Xmas Tree and Priest Alike
How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?They both have ornamental balls.
Longer Life
A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I would like to live...
Mom’s Brownies Recipe
Mom’s Brownies Recipe…Remove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375.Melt 1 cup...
Always Been a Doubt
A man is talking to his best friend about married life. “You know,” he...
Need fishing licenses
|A couple of young fellers were fishing at their special pond off the beaten...
Go for Gold
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms.Clearly impressed,...