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Scottie (Star Trek)
Ha ha ha,very funny Scottie….NOW BEAM DOWN MY CLOTHES!!
Rude Doctor!
Mr. Jones gets a call from the hospital. They tell him his wife’s been...
Flaming Airplane
Four guys were in an airplane, which was going down in flames. There were...
Help!
Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!!! Okay, sir, you’re an ambulance!
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
New Words for the 90s
New Words for the 2000sBlamestorming – Sitting around in a group discussing why a...
Pray for a bike
When i was a kid i used to pray for a new bike. But...
A priest and a lawyer are walking down…
A priest and a lawyer are walking down the street and seea small boy...