Cannibals and Politicians
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by...
Clinton Q -n A’s!
Q: What’s the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us?A: In order...
Gosh, what a pun!
A man went to his dentist because he feels somethingwrong in his mouth. The...
Gas Stations
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George...
Lawyer, police man, doctor
3 dudes die a lawyer, police man, and a doctorat the pearly gates the...
What’s the definition of a real loser?
What’s the definition of a real loser?A guy who has a wet dream and...
Going to the Doctors
There was this guy who was sick so he went to the doctor. The...
The Blonde Deputy
A local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to...
I love my wife
If your wife comes out of the kitchen and starts complaining, whatdoes that mean?Her...
Bartender Help
An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender.He...