Losing my mind!
An agitated patient was stomping around the psychiatrist’s office, running his hands through his...
My girlfriend is out in the car
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Campaign Slogans for George W
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Wide Load
You know you’re a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
Eye Doctor
A Japanese man went to the eye doctor. The optometrist said to theman, “Sir,...
Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
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New Year Resolutions for Pets
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Sheep Dog Bra
The success of the “Wonder Bra” for under-endowed women, has encouraged the designers to...
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down…
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the...