If the Franklin Mint ran Christmas…
|Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-crafted item from an authentic Civil War...
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails…
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells her...
We have new babies
|For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby...
A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked…
A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked if they would ever sleep with...
Paddy long legs!
|What do you call a big irish spider?Paddy long legs!
Idiot Chicken Farmer
An idiot decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens...
Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
Earmuffs
Why do blondes wear earmuffs? To avoid the draft.
What’s up Doc?
Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation and was about to close,...
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?If a rotwieler starts humping your...