An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by…
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by anddeposits a...
The definition of a phallic symbol
This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks “Whats a failic...
Numbers
Why was 6 afraid of 7?Because 7 8 9!
half of everything
Three guys are walking in an abandoned warehouse. They find a genie bottle. They...
Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
Why did the woman with P.M.S. cross the road?
Why did the woman with P.M.S. cross the road? She just did, alright!!
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Why did bill quit playing the saxophone?To play his WhoreMonica
Golf For Sex
A man out playing golf slices off into the woods. When he goes tofind...
Blonde quickies 21-40
Q1: How can you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer?A: There’s white-out...
Normal traffic stop
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...