How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2,...
Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional
|Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional. “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned,” he...
Two zebras pondering
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white...
The Rubdown
A hospital patient, recovering from minor surgery, was being given an alcohol rubdown by...
What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?
Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?A: A...
Hamsterdam!
|Where do hamsters come from?Hamsterdam!
Hawaii Crazy Law
Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears. All residents may be...
Orchestra jokes
|Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra...
If Radio Shack ran Christmas…
|he staff would sell you ornaments, but not know anything about them or what...
Bath Time.
It was time for Father John’s Saturday night bath, and young nun, Sister Magdalene...