Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to…
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees...
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter…
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother:...
Caught Speeding.
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the...
blind farmer
|The blind farmer was often taken for a walk in the fields by a...
A grasshopper with hiccups!
|What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?A grasshopper with hiccups!
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet…
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
How do you clean a condom?
How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out...
Stupid Insults 1/31
$HOME = /dev/null. 3K RAM free, no EMS. A .22 caliber intellect in a...
What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?
Q: What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?A:...
Dave’s adventure in a cave (limerick)
There once was a man named Dave,who found a dead whore in a cave.She...