Honesty is the best policy
A very very rich gentleman dies,leaving his fortune to his only living friends, a...
Genius Boyfriend
A worried father confronted his daughter one night. “I don’t like that new boyfriend,...
Polish Wedding Night
What’s long and hard and a Polish man gives it to his bride on...
The Anninversary
My father and mother were recently celebrating their 50th weddinganniversary. While cutting the cake,...
Who Said That?
It was the first day of school in Marietta, Georgia, and a new student...
It just kills my appetite
A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon...
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time…
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time, and they weregreeted...
Girlfriend 1.0 software
|Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0).Recently he...
Unmarried In BMW
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee.
Man With Most Intelligence Gone
What do you call a man with 90% of his intelligence gone?Divorced