Alcohol vs Women
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
Dear Abby
Snappy answers to sappy questions:All your puny problems solved in 10 words or less!Q:...
Have you ever tried worm pie?
|What’s the difference between a worm and an apple?Have you ever tried worm pie?
What the difference between true love and herpes?
What the difference between true love and herpes? – Herpes lasts forever
This dog loves people
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Refrigerate elephants
|Analysis:1. Differentiate it and put into the refrig. Then integrate it in the refrig.2....
Confucius Say
Confucius Say…Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.He who lives in glass house,...
Pierced ears for pirates
How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?A Buccaneer!
Razorback Hogs
Bill Clinton got off his helicopter in front of the White House with a...