The Rude Parrot
Marilyn had a parrot for a pet, but the parrot would embarrass her whenever...
Confucius Say
Confucius Say…Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.He who lives in glass house,...
Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...
Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low?
Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low????Sugar is when you kiss her...
If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend…
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father’s...
If they divorce…
The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled.”Why so glum, Chum?” asked the kindly stranger.”If...
Addicted to AOL!
1. You have been on-line for 46 minutes. Do you want to stay on-line?...
You’ve got mail
|A blonde quickly went out to her mail box, looked in it, closed the...
Sheep Shagging
A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits...