Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in...
Polish Gold Medal Winners
Hear what the Poles did with all their gold medals?Went home and got them...
Bach in a Minuet
|A note left for a pianist from his wifeGone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in...
Clarinet jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own...
Economics ruins life
|Economics is ruining your life when…- I tried to calculate my 3 year old...
Strange grants given
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Let’s Swear
Mother calls up stairs, “You boys better get down here and eat your breakfast...
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex?
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex? Because he’s...
‘Twas the Night before Finals
|T’was the night before finals,And all through the college,The students were prayingFor last minute...
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500…
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes...