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These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Stud Tires Out...
Top 10 rejection lines
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women (and what they actually mean…)10. I think...
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?Marry her !Sent by Bob
Creation of Woman Problem
One day, God went to find Adam and Eve in the garden, but found...
Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer
|10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them....
The Crying Horse
One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says “if you can...
Charlton are good enough
|The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow...
If She Married Him, She’d Be…
If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married...
Some Musical Christmas Advice
|Make out your Chopin Liszt early before Debussy season, when you have time to...
The man walked past the armored car and hears…
The man walked past the armored car and hears people talking inside. He stepped...