You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . .
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You get a speeding...
Bald Men
Why do bald men have holes in their trouser pockets? So they can runtheir...
Hiring an accountant
|Kowalski, fresh out of accounting school, went to a interview for a good paying...
Ms. Piggy Counts
Q: Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70?A: Because she has a frog in...
Scottish Joke
What’s the difference between an English Sheepherder and Mick Jagger?Mick Jagger sings “Hey, Hey,...
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks…
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist...
Accidental Meeting
A woman and a man get into a car accident, and it’s a bad...
A blind man vists the state of Texas
|There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived...
Want some chicken?
Want some chicken? A man was driving along a freeway when he noticed a...
I’ve got good and bad
|I’ve got good and badThis old man visits his doctor and after a thorough...