What’s the best way to kill a man?
Q: What’s the best way to kill a man?A: Put a naked woman and...
7 Shots of Vodka!
Man goes to the bar and says “bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka.”...
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
If University of Waterloo ran Christmas…
|They would immediately change the name to WatMas.
What is grey and comes in quarts?
What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant.
Texan with a new car
|Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse. “I know that smart aleck Tex,”...
Picking on Chelsea Clinton :)
One day, Clinton called the White House interior decorator into the Oval Office.He was...
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?Pick him...
Is Windows a Virus?
Is Windows a Virus?No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses (viri?) do:1....
You might be a redneck if…
You might be a redneck if you check the mileage on your home.