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From another planet
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Coffee
Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.
Mothers taught us
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Everything we need
A young teacher was trying to teach her six-year-old charges about sharing. In the...
A Horse walks into a Bar
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Want me to paint for you?
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By definition
A young Army 1st Lt. is in the bathroom (head) releaving himself at the...
Three calamities
Three guys are in a Cessna. The first drops a penny out the window....
The Leprechaun
A man walks into the bathroom, and steps up to a urinal. He can’t...