Signs That You’re Broke
At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as...
Women’s instructions
|WOMEN’S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework. No man ever made love to a...
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?Downsyndrome!!
Only in America!
“Only in America”:…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance….are there...
New family driver
|Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to...
Lord, what’s a man?
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God.”Lord, I have...
On the porch
Two elderlies are rocking on the porch at the home. “Bet you can’t guess...
Tuns of Puns! Part IV
What do you get when you have a cow and a duck? Milk and...
Musician jokes
|Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1...
Your mom is so fat…
Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I...