Packing Elephants
How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?…Three in front and three in...
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?A padded headboard.
Gorilla Golf
A guy walked into a pro-shop with a gorilla. “Is anyone interested in a...
Two Canadian Seasons
In Canada we have two Seasons…six months of winter and six monthsof poor snowmobiling.
Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis…
Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. Onenotices...
Books for College
A Polish student was in his the college campus bookstore. Questioning the store clerk...
Two condoms walk past a gay bar…
Two condoms walk past a gay bar. One of them says to the other,”Hey,...
Two nuns are walking down an alley…
Two nuns are walking down an alley when two guys jump out of the...
The Old-Age Test!
Look at each numbered item. Take one point for each one your remember.When finished,...
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks…
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, “Is God male or female?”After...