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A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...
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There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer…
There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer.Up walks a so...
Polish Women and Vibrators
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Three old ladies are walking down the street…
Three old ladies are walking down the street. They are hard of hearing.One: Whew,...
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Elephant Fart
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