Dangerous Squirrels
A man, Bob, and his friend Joe went out hunting. This was Joe?s first...
Where do you see…
Question: Where do you see blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde…Answer: A naked blonde doing...
Defamation of character
A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that...
An Old Man’s Dying Request
An elderly man, 82, just returned from the doctor’s only to find he didn’t...
Don’t be on this flight
|”This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I’d like to welcome...
Jelly
I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, “So how?s your breakfast...
Marriage quotes 06
|Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in....
Telephone accident
|The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car...
Ears lookin at you!
A man with no ears is trying to find a new reporter for their...
How do you get a man to do situps?
How do you get a man to do situps?Glue the TV remote between his...