Fishy Talk
Q: How to communicate with a fish? A: Drop him a line!
Good News, Bad News, Worse News II
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‘Please cheese me’!
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Improving fry cooking time
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Pest-by-Modem
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My girlfriend is out in the car
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Why is a bride always smiling as she walks down the aisle at her wedding?
Why is a bride always smiling as she walks down the aisle at her...
Perot corn
Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other,...
Two fools are about to go flying
|Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies...
Termite
A termite walks into a bar and asks: “is the bartender here?”C’mon…think about it!