Its Bedtime!
The bride lay in bed on the first night of their honeymoon while her...
Like father like son
Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee when the toilet seat falls...
3 Old-Timers…
Three men were discussing aging on the steps of the nursing home.”Sixty is the...
Divorce
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are...
40 Year Old Man and Woman
What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and asingle 40-year-old man?The 40-year-old...
What Trip?
One of those discount airlines recently had a promotion where they offered free air-fare...
Excuses for refusing dates
Age EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES 17 Need to wash my hair 25 Need to...
Cow gives birth
A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his...
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away…
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away.The funeral is set at 4:50 for...
Bird jokes 05
|Q: What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?A:...