Tech Support (Classic)
“Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?” “Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.”"What...
GRAVITY KILLS
|A 22-year-old Reston man was found dead yesterday after he tried to use accessory...
Bitter end
Little Johnny’s teacher asked him, “Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, “bitter...
Sprinklers
Did you know that the inventor of sprinklers was racist?Yeah, listen to one next...
Old farmer Johnson was dying…
Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods…
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods, then hit into a few...
Global Stupids
|Saddam Hussein’s stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with...
Two Brain Cells
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant
A new medical study has shown that…
A new medical study has shown that a woman’s breast-feeding isn’t adversely affected by...
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours…
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned somethingabout...