This is my first golf lesson
|The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson.”Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?”...
French horn jokes
|Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a...
Scared sleeping
|Shakey went to a psychiatrist. “Doc,” he said, “I’ve got trouble. Every time I...
Polak Get Whipped
Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Polak,...
What do you call a blonde lesbian?
What do you call a blonde lesbian? A waste.
yo mama so ugly… blind..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
Drunk Cheerleader
Michael Irvin was complaining to Calvin Williams about his first trip to the Super...
how much of that stack
|”And how much of that stack of hay did you steal, Kavanaugh?” the priest...
“You’ve Got Mail”
A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his...
Drown my troubles
I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can’t get my wife to...