How come Mike Tysons eyes always water during sex?
How come Mike Tyson’s eyes always water during sex? Mace…
My wife is beating me
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Bucket
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? A: The...
St Peter and the Three Nuns
Three Nuns died and were up at outside the gates of Heaven. St. Peter...
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy…
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy.Her husband isn’t there,...
Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice…
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Who am I?
Night. A sleeping couple is lying in a bed. Door bell rings. A couple...
Joggers
A nude jogger was running past two old women.One had a stroke, the other...
Bermuda Triangle
Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common?A: They’ve both swallowed...
Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...