Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...
Ten Reasons Adam Was the Luckiest Man
1. He is the only man who has never been compared to the man...
Blonde AND Polish!
A Sailor is sitting at a bar one night and is chatting it up...
Purchasing a turkey
|A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t...
Having Affairs
Did you hear about the doctor who had his license taken away because he...
Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
Get A Boarder
There was this eighty-year-old man who was seeing the doctor for a checkup. The...
Sick Coffin
A funeral procession was winding it’s way to the cemetery on top of the...
A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked…
A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked if they would ever sleep with...
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car?
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car? Neither has he.