New submarine Ensign
|The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamed of working since a...
Blind Animals
There’s a blind rabbit and a blind snake that are friends. One day, the...
Santa
Santa comes once a year – but when he does he fills your stocking!
Apple sues Apple Corp.
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Why did the blond get fired from the M&M Factory?
Why did the blond get fired from the M&M’s Factory?She threw away all the...
Breaking and Entering
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Violin jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow...
How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?
Q. How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?A. He’s Breathing.
Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.
In Common
What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?Men always miss...