A young girl is speaking with her father…
A young girl is speaking with her father.”Daddy, what’s that between your legs?”"That’s my...
A Woman’s Random Thoughts
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A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian sitting on his porch....
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This blonde goes into the drugstore looking for a birthday card. Sheasks the clerk...
The Splice
A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular...
Honey, I have a headache…
A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of...
The new Euro language
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Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus....
Software Demo
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Wise cooking advice
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