Zoo Closed In Warsaw
I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw. The duck died.
Why did the woman cross the road?
Why did the women cross the road?Well thats not the point what is she...
What am I?
You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up....
Can you pay the bill?
A man was brought to the hospital, and taken quickly in for emergency surgery....
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
Pest-by-Modem
Pest-by-Modem Here’s how to be a pest-by-modem:*Make up fake acronyms. On-line veterans like to...
Still in the family
You might be a redneck if you’ve been married three timesand still have the...
Hacker syndrome
|There is some compelling force in all Hackers that seems to draw them to...
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night…
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night when arobber with a...
Be Poetic
“When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them and try...