What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
Restoring her youth!
After her fifth child, Lucy decided that she should have some cosmetic surgery “down...
The Splatted Toad
Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!
Dog jokes 04
|Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?A: A...
If the NSA ran Christmas…
|Your ornaments would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access...
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.
Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...
A Brief History Lesson…
As Time Goes By – A Brief History Lesson…3050 B.C. – A Sumerian invents...
Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up…
“Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up to the holy water a...
A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to…
A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to find herhusband in...