Yo mama is so skinny
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio Yo mama so skinny...
Room Service
This is a telephonic exchange between a hotel guest androomservice at a hotel in...
New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...
The Lone Ranger and Tonto
One day the Lone Ranger and his companion Tonto were walking through the desert...
Eat the watermelons
|A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers...
How did he look?
A woman went to her shrink because she was having severe problems with her...
The plane is crashing into the ocean
|Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes...
Stealing six barrels
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Alabamba
Dumb Alabama Laws It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating...