Real news headlines 03
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Squad Helps Dog...
Dead Or Alive
An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to...
You Need to Join the Lord’s Army
|Jack was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the...
Wailing Wall
A reporter goes to Israel to cover the fighting. She is looking for something...
Jonah and the Whale.
A lady on an airliner was reading her bible. The man sitting next to...
Signs for “every” job!
In the front yard of a funeral home, “Drive carefully, we’ll wait.”On an electrician’s...
Meet Roy the drunk!
Roy walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk, and...
Polish Party
Q: How do you ruin a Polish party?A: Flush the punch bowl.
So Much Fun
A suspicious husband hired a private eye to check on the movements of his...
What is a yankee?
What is a yankee? A quickie, but you do it yourself.