Electric Train
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to...
yesterday’s coffee
She’s like yesterday’s coffee — a little weak in the bean.
What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?
Q. What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?A. “Come on...
A man stops by a diner at noon…
A man stops by a diner at noon, the busiest time of day, sits...
The bad and the worse news
|A man visits the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor...
Nearsightedness
I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she...
yo momma
Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get...
Depressed Dentist
What do you call a depressed dentist? A little down in the mouth.
No More Tricks
A newlywed bride and groom had been busy at “it” for three days straight.The...
Visiting kindergarten
|Little Tommy’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station....