Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
A Bad Mix
What do you get when you have 50 politicians and 50 lesbians in a...
Earthquake at a bank
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Problems and Male Gender
Ever notice how so many of women’s problems can be traced to the male...
The way you say it
|It’s not what you say, but the way you say it.On a blind date,...
Some things never change
I guess some things will never change. I hired a temp while my secretary...
Going to the Doctors
There was this guy who was sick so he went to the doctor. The...
All numbers are equal
|Theorem: All numbers are equal.Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t =...
Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
A list of redneck computer terms
|Backup – What you do when you sight a skunk in the woods.Bar code...