What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captain’s log.
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
Visiting the sun
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, all working for NASA, were trying to...
Donors
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
A Girl Scout troop leader…
A Girl Scout troop leader suddenly came upon a clearing where a young couple...
Have you heard the one about the…
Have you heard the one about the . . . . . . ....
Knock Knock Jokes 5
Knock Knock Who’s there? Aardvark! Aardvark who? Aardvark a hundred miles for one of...
Bill Gates picks his own punishment
|Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
Clinton Vacation
Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of...