People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
Do you realize what I am?
|Do you realize what I am?A blonde was telling her priest a Pollock joke,...
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s…
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s Day Parade, when one of...
Top 50 Jokes!
Montreal Gazette’s Top 50 Jokes from the 1999 Just For Laughs festival. —————————————————————–1. (On...
A blind guy goes into a whore house…
A blind guy goes into a whore house. A girl takes him upstairs and...
Help me Doc!
Woman: Doctor, my husband tells me my pussy’s too big. So I’d like you...
Mole Smells
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived...
Blind Pilots
Passengers on a small commuter plane are waiting for the flight to leave. The...
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue.
3 Viagra Pills
A guy goes to his doctor and says,”Doc, I have a problem.”"My girlfriend is...