Quote on Monica
What did Clinton say when commenting on Monica?She has the whitest teeth I’ve ever...
Making Cakes
A little girl and her mother are walking through a park and see two...
cross a spider and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?I’m not sure,...
Do you know the problem with lawyer jokes?
Do you know the problem with lawyer jokes?Lawyers don’t think they’re funny, and the...
Why Legs?
Q: Why do blondes have legs? A1: So they don’t get stuck to the...
Would you please do me a favor?
|A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you...
Bying a horse
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend”I...
Sleep Better
An elderly woman went into the doctor’s office. When the doctor asked why she...
More Your Mommas
Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don’t come...
Whats long, hard and full of semen?
Q. Whats long, hard and full of semen??A. A submarine.Sent by sam