Whom Do You Trust?
A redneck returns to the doctors after having some tests and asks what the...
The virgin and the farmer boy.
There was a virgin who wanted to marry a farmer boy.One day, she went...
Elderly romance
There’s an elderly man and woman sitting in the sunroom of a retirement home....
Unmarried In BMW
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee.
Inventing Wire
How was wire invented?Two lawyers pulling on a penny.
Tech Support
Customer: “Your sound card is defective and I want a new one.” Tech Support:...
Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?
Q: Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?A: Because of all the cheetahs.
Youngster Theories
From Matt Groening’s very funny “Big Book Of Hell”, here are some philosophical theories...
There was a drunk man walking down the street turning…
There was a drunk man walking down the street turninghis car keys back and...
Blonde and the Postman
It was the mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying...