Down and dirty!
A lady on vacation took a stroll through the woods.Suddenly a little white duck,...
Poles At Theater
Did you hear about the Polish family that froze to death outside atheater?They were...
Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks…
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, “Is God male or female?”After...
Besides ,I Love You
Besides “I love you”, what three words does a wife want to hear most?”I’ll...
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
Give Them a Shock
Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?To prepare them for the bill!
Old Chinese proverb
Old Chinese proverb:Rape impossible!Woman with skirt up run faster than man with trousers down!
Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks…
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and heoverheard one terrified recruit whisper, “Master...